Alex jones quotes

Alex Jones has built a notoriety as a conspiracy theorist and a prolific radio host. Alex Jones is known to spread falsehood and express serious doubt about even the most glaring issue, here are alex jones quotes:

There’s a war on for your mind!


If you are receiving this transmission, you are the resistance


THAT’S THEIR PLEASURE MuHAA, THEIR PLEASURE! Well I’m not gonna give them their pleasure. I’M GONNA CRAM A GUN IN THEIR MOUTH TO SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT! CAUSE I’M FREE! And it’s been in my family history to fight! And I’m not your slave, so get it straight and we’re ready. YOU CAN NERVE GAS US ALL DAY, WE’RE READY TO ROCK!


I grew up in Dallas, Texas,

There’s a war on for your mind!

drinking sodium fluoridated water. All the scientific studies show my IQ has been reduced by at least 20 points. The shadow of who I would have been calls out from the grave.

Just men in black uniforms grabbing a fifty five-year-old uh you know woman just choking ah you’re gonna learn who we are you’re gonna learn to submit the foreign bankers have given us unlimited power and we’re gonna rule you this is our country your here and WE’RE GONNA FEED ON YOUR ASS!, AND THE COPS JUST DRINK FLUORIDE WATER, AHHH THEY TAKE THEIR KIDS AND JUST SHOOT ‘EM UP WITH MERCURY and the kids become autistic the cops don’t care they’re I’m GOING TO THE TIT BAR I don’t care if my kids brain-damaged they drink whiskey and wreck and kill everybody in Austin and then when they wreck and kill themselves the cops then go and SWAT team the bar owners that sold them too much whiskey it’s your fault you sold too much whiskey to a god. YOU DON’T SELL TOO MUCH WHISKEY TO A GOD! We’re God! You understand we roll America; we’ll shoot you in the face, we’ll bloody your face, and we’ll laugh about it because we’re weak gang members.


And now they love it, they can abuse and beat up everybody and nobody can stop ’em. Nobody can stop ’em! They’re having their way with America! They want our guns! And if you’re not with ’em cops and military, then you will declare that you are with the Republic now. And don’t tell me that I’m a weirdo ’cause I’m upset about this, and I should only go get upset about my favorite football team winning or losing. Listen, I know what tyranny means, I know the bankers are putting poison in our food and water. I know the bankers have stolen 8.5 trillion. I know we’re under the War Powers Act. I know they’re hurting us, I know they’re carrying out New Word Order, I know they staged those terror attacks. You know what it’s like to gut up to this and go out every day and go past the peer pressure and come out day one and say 9/11 was an inside job and lose most of the radio stations I was on? You know what it’s like to go to sleep every night knowing you work for a bunch of psychotic killers, and you bastards are probably gonna end up killing me one day?! You know what it’s like knowing you’ve ruined my life?! You know what it’s like, you sons of bitches?! I’m tired of your crap! You commit evil, you’re part of an evil system, and we’re standing up against you! And the Republic is going to defeat you in the end! Some of us won’t make it personally through this, but a lot of us are. And in the end you are gonna be brought to justice for all the kids you kidnapped for CPS, all you CPS workers, all you corrupt bureaucrats, all of you that’ve had your way with innocent children over and over again, who think your evil is invincible, you’re not invincible and God is gonna deal with you, and you are cursed to hell!

I see through your lies Barack Obama you WICKED WICKED DEVIL!


I’m like a chimpanzee, in a tree, jumping up and down, warning other chimpanzees when I see a big cat coming through the woods… I’m the weirdo? Because I’m sitting in a tree going “OOH OOH AAH AAH AAH OOH AAH AAH OOH OOH OOH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH!”?

The reason there are so many gay people now is because it’s a chemical warfare operation. I have the government documents where they said they’re going to encourage homosexuality with chemicals so people don’t h

ave children.

Look, when you realize how fake it all is; the football, the basketball, the Lady Gaga, the Justin Bieber—you know, who gives you these carbon tax messages. They tell your kids they gotta love Justin Biebler [sic], and then Biebler [sic] says “hand in your guns”, “pass the Cyber Security Act”, and “the police state is good”, and then your children are turned into a mindless vassals—who now, they look up to some twit, instead of looking up to Thomas Jefferson, or looking up to Nikola Tesla, or looking up to Magellan; I mean, kids, Magellan is a lot cooler than Justin Bieber! He circumnavigated with one ship the entire planet! He was killed by wild natives before they got back to Portugal! And when they got back there was only like eleven people alive of the two hundred and something crew and the entire ship was rotting down to the waterline! That’s destiny! That’s will! That’s striving! That’s being a trailblazer and explore! Going into space! Mathematics! Quantum mechanics! The secrets of the universe! It’s all there! Life is fiery with its beauty! Its incredible detail! Tuning into it! They wanna shutter your mind, talking about Justin Bieber! It’s pure evil! They’re taking your intellect, your soul, and giving you Michael Jordan and Bieber. Unlock your human potential! Defeat the globalists who wanna shutter your mind!—Your doorways to perception!—I wanna see you truly live! I wanna see you truly be who you are!


Stop feeling like you don’t have power. Stop feeling pathetic and weak. Break out of your television-induced trance. It starts with a war growl. It starts with getting fired up, staring at yourself in the mirror, and showing some teeth, and saying “I’m a human being. I have dignity. I’m gonna resist. I’m gonna start recognizing the propaganda. I’m gonna break free from it. I’m not gonna fight with my family. I’m gonna organize with my family, and realize we’re under attack by the social engineers. And I’m not gonna fight with my neighbors. We’re gonna organize. Humanity’s gonna come together.” AAAHHH! YAAAHHH! We know we’re under attack! We know it! We’re breaking the conditioning! YAAAHHH! RAAAHH! We’re coming for ya globalist. Coming for ya! Coming for ya! We know what you’re doing! I’m sorry. I just get fired up when I think about what they’re doing to us and how I wanna resist them, and how easy they are to defeat. Excuse me. I think my testosterone’s going up. This happens every time I start working out a lot again. And I, uh, swam two miles this morning pretty hard, and uh, ate a big fat steak steak last night full of horomones, testosterone, on its own right. So I’m going a little bit wild today, excuse me.

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Scum, nazi, filth, trash, garbage, maggots. We’re all ruled by little chicken-neck nellies, going “Kill everybody! I get off when I talk about cutting people’s power off! I’m a nelly!” RAARGH! Just simpering control freaks, in big nerd packs, taking everything over, ruling everything. Becoming police officers with weapons, tasering us for fun. I’ve had it with control freaks and scum! You people are cancer! Ugh! Alright, I’m not in a good mood now. I start thinking about Bill Gates, that little chicken-neck, hopping around, little murdering eugenicist. You know how he walks, like a demonic elf. “I’m Bill Gates! I’m gonna shoot you up with something that’s gonna kill you deader than a hammer. How’s a 30 year death from gut disease sound, African children? Roll up the sleeves! I’m a little chicken-neck bastard, and nobody’s got the will to see what I am!”


I believe from history and my own gut, instinct, that if I go ahead and lay it all out here, what we’re really facing, you’ve got courage and you’ve got will, and you’re gonna get angry and stop caring. It begins with not caring about what your slack-jawed knuckle-dragging cowardly pseudo tough-guy football-watching neighbor thinks. Okay? That’s where it begins. It begins with not caring what happens to your individual person. And when you have that attitude, when you have that attitude, then the enemy doesn’t have anything over you anymore. Stop being gelded domesticated garbage. Stop being weak! And when you see a threat coming down on you, deal with it! Become a human again! Stop being weak! We have a bunch of criminals coming down on us. God, ugh! Murdering scum. I wanna get humanity awake. I wanna get our forces up. And I wanna bring these people to justice. And you know what I mean. You know what I mean! I wanna unleash humanity, not have a bunch of con artist pot-bellied chicken-neck pieces of garbage running our world! More importantly they act like effeminate cowardly chicken necks cuz they want to train you to act like that they want to train you to be weak they want to train you. That’s a nasty taste coming up in my mouth. Tastin’ those globalists. I can taste their fear and their weakness. I taste metal, I taste blood.


I tell you we’re gonna get people awake to you you bastards and we’re coming for ya we’re coming straight for ya and you know it that’s why you’re so scared that’s why you’re moving so fast now, and you just better keep doing that dance, cuz you can feel that flame of rebellion starting to lap up and lick right up there oh yeah oh boy.

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All the average feds care about is dressing up in black uniforms and having mustaches and starring at people… I know your mustache is cool! You got little gold-framed glasses! You scare me so bad! Ugh… you scum! Scum! … What’s driving me crazy is that photo right there, zoom in on that, it’s one of those cops with a black uniform with a mustache. You know that guy is a coward! You know he’s a piece of garbage! You know he’s weak! Oh! … Oh, you got a mustache, I’ll just worship you. Oh, you got a mustache, it’s okay! Ugh, your demonic little mustaches!


Chicken-neck weakness is like a god now. And being totally passive, and being a huge jellyfish slacker who looks like a fried egg in a chair. That is the culture of this, okay? The worship of being destroyed. Literally, I’ve now discovered the secrets of it. … And everyone’s wearing like pink and little green non-threatening, you know, colors, and this is what we face. This is what men look like now, on average. In fact, I used to bash men who were all into being big and muscular with tattoos and black on and going “raagh”, now I get it! You don’t wanna be like these people! Okay? I used to get mad at guys trying to act tough—no, no! That’s good! Do that! In fact, I think I’m gonna just go all out with cut-off sleeves and drive a big fast car and be like “graagh”, ’cause I mean I’m starting to get it! Men are running to that, because they see the armies… literally men in pastels… Now there’s men everywhere wearing dresses, I’m telling you! It’s like, they’re just like “New World Order, slaughter me, please!” And the New World Order is like “Act like a jellyfish coward and giggle at all reality”, and they’re like “Yes, yes!”

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I’m telling you folks, nerds are one of the most dangerous groups in this country, because they end up running things. But they still hate everybody, because they weren’t the jocks in high school. So they play little dirty games on everybody. They use their brains to hurt people. And I’m aware of them. OK? I see you, you little rats.

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